Thursday, August 28, 2008

horsie horsie


Ang susunod na thema ay hindi angkop sa mga mambabasa edad disiotso pababa. Patnubay ng magulang ay kinakailangan.....


We had a "joy ride" in the village last week. A joy ride atleast once a week is one of our little family bonding moments.

While driving, i have to make a sudden full stop. Why? because two dogs are doing a LIVE SHOW "making love" in the middle of the street! Animals in heat sa init ng araw! With the undulating action, who am i to interrupt such act of procreation?

My smart kids, with a questionable look at their faces had their attention with the intimate dogs in front of us. "ay, daddy, look at the dogs, nag hohorsie horsie!"

stunned. a sudden silence from me and marie. i honked and interrupted their "horsie horsie", sorry guys. beep, beep! (i wonder how they felt? coitus interruptus! *wink)

33 comments:

atticus said...

ehehe. i wouldn't know how to handle that. smile na lang siguro ako. o kaya magtuturo ng kung anuman ang interesting sa paligid.

rheiboy17 said...

atticus: haaay naku, all the birds and the flowers. akala mo madaling i discuss, kapag sarili mo ng anak, kailangan rin pala syang planuhin.

marami pa akong istorya na ganyan. ang mga bata nga naman, ang daming katanungan. mapapangiti ka na lang talaga. :-)

[chocoley] said...

Haha, thanks fer droppin' by sir :)
At least you time to suck it inn, again thanks.

Btw. how are yew doin?

rheiboy17 said...

hehe. i will definitely visit you often, nakalagay ka na nga sa favorites ko eh.

still busy, i'm actually in cebu for a conference. but no complaints, ILOVEMYJOB (this is my mantra, a positive view helps to get positive results)

Panaderos said...

Dogs must think that we humans are quite an insensitive lot. We never leave them alone even in their most intimate moments. Hehehe

Anonymous said...

heehee. i still remember when i was 9, an older cousin and i came across a pair of our dogs humping it out in the backyard, and i asked my kuya what they were doing. he started laughing and told me to ask my dad. i didn't get anything out of my dad as well. magka-college na ako when i finally figured it out. wahahaha!

rheiboy17 said...

panaderos: haha, those dogs would probably think "and so they say humans are rational creatures..."

rheiboy17 said...

caryn: which only proves that a teacher dealing with sex education to school children is on a very, really, truly, madly deeply TOUGH situation.

this is how nature educates us on the shema of things ;-)

Anonymous said...

kawawa naman yung mga dogs nabitin sa hosie-horsie!

rheiboy17 said...

prinsesamusang: oo nga. kung pwede ko lang sabihin sa kanila, na sana next time sa sidewalk na lang nila gawin yan, ika nga ni bayani fernando, ang kalye ay para sa sasakyan, ang pedestrian lane ay para sa pedestrian (san ngayon ang mga aso at ang paggawa nila ng tuta? aruy!)

Michelle said...

aba at nag hohorsie-horsie pala ang doggie in public. pwede yong kasuhan ng Public Display of Affection. haha

lucas said...

ahahaha! nakakatawa naman..hahha! how did you explain it to your kids nga pala? gosh i see they's still so young... ahehe!

Anonymous said...

Hahaha! This is so hilarious! Bakit nga naman nagho-horsie-horsie yung mga asong 'yon? :)

lei said...

one time, nakakita ang anak ko ng ganyan.. sabi nya "mommy, wawa naman yun dogie liit, bigat bigat yung dogie laki aaway nya!"

ang nasabi ko na lang.. "salbahe talaga yung dogie laki no?!" tapos yun kinarga ko na sya at inilayo ko na sa eksena. hahaha

rheiboy17 said...

michelle: hehe, kung pwede nga sana eh. dagdagan pa natin ng act of lasciviousness!

rheiboy17 said...

michelle: hehe, kung pwede nga sana eh. dagdagan pa natin ng act of lasciviousness!

rheiboy17 said...

roneiluke rn: yun totoo, hindi ko naexplain, nilagpasan namin ang nag iinit ng mga aso at hindi ko na binanggit. pero kung nangulit siguro ang mga anak ko, malamang nag istorya na ako ng birds and the flowers, pero i prefer to tell them the truth laymanized ika nga. personally, hindi pa panahon, curiosity will definitely set it, pag dumating yun at nagtanong sila. ipakita ko pa yung libro sa anatomy para mas maliwanag. (parang lalong lumabo)

rheiboy17 said...

toe: ewan ko nga ba, tawag ng laman? buti na lang ang tao hindi ganyan (hindi nga ba?.....)

rheiboy17 said...

lei: hirap no. akala nila madali ang sex education i relay sa mga bata. pero ang totoo kapag ikaw na, nakakagulat. i'm sure there is always the right time for everything.

kasi yang mga aso na yan!

bricalz said...

Haha, that was funny.

That would have made "Kids Say the Darndest Things."

Haha

rheiboy17 said...

bricalz: haha! and they will reply back "are you smarter than a fifth grader?"

Anonymous said...

hahaha...horsie horsie.. kids' view of things are just so harmless ! Hope the doggies didn't see your face to seek their revenge hehe :)

rheiboy17 said...

bw: sana shoert term memory lang yung mga doggies :-) baka next time nga abangan ako, aruy!

K.C. said...

"Hoisssssssssst! Stop that horsie horsie, BEEP! BEEP! HONK! HONK!"

I can just imagine the look in your face at that time Doc, hahaha! This story made my day!

rheiboy17 said...

KC: haha! now i know where we coined the word b***h!

hard to explain the birds/bees and flowers to the little ones. :-)

K.C. said...

Honestly speaking, the real meaning/context of the word b***h dawned on me just after I graduated from college. hahaha!

Unknown said...

hi rebs,
that's really funny!
ha ha ha.

chubby

rheiboy17 said...

kc: yeah right?!? i believe you. when did you graduate college.... immediately after elementary? :-)

rheiboy17 said...

jay: welcome to the wonderful world of blogging! hey, nice rant post in your friendster :-)

duke said...

ay nung mga bata kami eh nilalagyan namin ng asin yung gitna nila. hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

rheiboy17 said...

duke: sadista ka!

K.C. said...

"kc: yeah right?!? i believe you. when did you graduate college.... immediately after elementary? :-)"

wahahahaha! Alright, make that after high school then. hehehe

rheiboy17 said...

kc: naks, dami mo na visit ah. sige na magblog na ko....soon (busy pa eh *wink)